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Me quedo muerta. Veo "La Noria" el sábado por la noche (triste, lo sé, pero más triste es robar) y me encuentro con un fantasma: Jorge Verstrynge. Ahora se escribe así, con "rs" y con "y"; yo de toda la vida de Dios le había llamado Vestringe, pero bueno, quien hace esos cambios políticos también puede hacer cambios de apellido. Ojiplática estoy mientras le veo con ese look de guerrillero a lo Woody Allen en "Bananas", pero el momento exacto en el que se me atraganta la pizza es cuando Jordi González lo presenta como "asesor del Ejercito de la República Bolivariana de Venezuela". ¡¡COF, COF!! Un poco más y me ahogo con el champiñón. Menos mal que mi churri está en 5º de "Hospital Central" y en 2º de "Anatomía de Grey" y me hace la maniobra de Heimlich: el champiñón sale despedido y cae en la pantalla de la tele. Salvada.
Discuten una vez más sobre el comentario del Rey a Chávez y el referéndum que va a tener lugar al día siguiente. La cosa se va calentado y llegan sms del tipo "k se calle el k está al lado del calvo" (por Verstrynge). Está claro que soy muy vieja, porque ninguno de los espectadores reconoce al que está al lado del calvo. Verstrynge se ríe en tonos selváticos mientras yo recuerdo lo atildado y lo repeinaico que iba antes, cuando era Secretario General de Alianza Popular y estaba casado con María Vidaurreta (otra que tal baila, después de lo de Jorge estuvo saliendo con José Luis de Vilallonga; gusto exquisito que tiene la señora) y tuvo dos hijos a los que les puso Sigfrido y Eric (ahora les hubiera puesto Simón y Bolívar, todavía han tenido suerte los zagales). Después de la bronca con Fraga "evolucionó ideológicamente hacía posturas políticas socialistas y europeístas y, actualmente, marxistas y antimundializadoras" según Wikipedia. Y ahora acaba en "La Noria". Es lo que se conoce como "verstringismo". Sí, ustedes lo han oído en un diferencial de la 1ª temporada de "House":
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